A fork of Rural Dictionary
Man-Step up bitch fo shizzel ma nizzle. Woman-We need to talk.
Variation of "I like you but you aren't what I want"; "I need to complain about something"; "I'm a muff diving whore"
X- Hey Sam? Sam- What? X- We need to talk... Sam- Oh shit...
female version of "I need to complain"
"We need to talk" will often be said after toilet seats are left in the upright position, and/or you come before she does and/or in the event of forgotten anniversaries.
According to George Costanza, "the worst four words in the English language." Added Jerry Seinfeld, "either that or 'whose bra is this?'"
Before breaking up with him, George's girlfriend let him know that "we need to talk."
The four worst words in the english language. Either that or "whose bra is this?"
Woman: David, we need to talk. Dave: FUCK!
Actually means, 'I need to talk, You better listen'. Generally pronounced by a female voice
Susan: Dera, we need to talk. Sam: (time to put all my non-listening skills I been practicing)
I need to dump you, and it's suddenly "our" problem/fault. Often said to be a girl phrase, is in fact used just as often by guys. When employed in e-mail, is an attempt to simultaneously sever e-mail contact and preclude actual "talk"...
emails: We need to talk. I'll call you. Never quite summons up courage to call. Hopes like hell she won't e-mail or ring, and that he can skulk off into the night. Sign of cowardice, therefore an automatic disqualifier when it comes to relationship material...