A fork of Rural Dictionary
Samuel Wilkinson is an attractive singer that everyone wants to marry.He's a sex god and loves to cuddle.If you ever get to date him then damn girl you are lucky.FYI hes a keeper:))
Girl 1:Hey is that Sammy Wilk?
Girl 2:OMFG!Hes gorgeous!
Girl 3:Ughh I need a Samuel Wilkinson in my life
He is the best in the world. You are lucky if you meet him. He is the best. And he is good at everything sooooooo...................... ye
Wow! He’s a Sammy Wilkinson he’s ded lucky
A freaky and indescribable sex move involving a penguin mask, a bag of marbles, and a kilo of guacamole.
Person 1: "that was unbelievable!"
Person 2: "that's the Reverse Romanian Wilkinson, baby."
A particularly vulgar move where the one partner eats guacamole out of the asshole of the other followed by marbles being shoved into a orifice then followed by one partner getting a face ride from the other using a penguin mask as a penetrative device
Joe: Dude Mia and I did the Reverse Romanian Wilkinson last night
Dallas: How did you obtain that much guacamole man
Joe: The hard part was getting the marbles the smelled stank before and after
1. Player in the English rugby team who doesn't actually play as he's always injured
2. A blond lovegod with the body of an adonis, the face of an angel but unfotunately a personality to send you to sleep.
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Person 1 : You goin' to school today dude?
Person 2 : Nah, I strained my groin
Person 1 : You cunt, you're a fucking Johnny Wilkinson
Person 2 : I know, hot aren't I? Wanna fuck?
Person 1 : Yes.... Even though I'm a man I can't resist you.
Person 2 : Let's got to it then.... Hey! Wake Up!
A very charming lad who has the capability of shagging all the birds. Any girl in surrounding area falls for him. He is the perfect man.
“Omg it’s George Morley-Wilkinson! I must bend over for him”
Sammy wilkinson, man whore who sleeps around with girls night after night white his cool act SMOKING
1 girl: who's that?
2 girl: oh that's Sammy fuck boy wilkinson. The biggest fuck boy around. Don't mess with him. He'll only break your heart.