A fork of Rural Dictionary
The Wookie is the nickname for the first lady Michelle Obama
Did you see what the Wookie was wearing on TV next to the press durring the elections.
A wookie is a fluffy doggie for the whole family. A wookie will eat anything you give it, it especially loves socks. Owners of wookies consist of bird loving Ella's.
Ella : OMG is that a wookie
Florence: duh
Ella: *gives it sock*
Sophia: MeAT
Carein: sup dudes
Sabri: stalking my insta page
Be advised, your woman of choice for the night MUST have long hair in order to perform this procedure "the Wookie" correctly. Also, you must save 2-3 days worth of Splooge packed in your bal bag for this one.. As she is on her knees gagging on your bulbous shaft, you must simultaneously ejaculate on her face and in her mouth. It is imperative that you cover her forehead and both cheeks along with filling her mouth with your jizzum.. At the same time you must swiftly grab her hair and toss it over to cover her face completely. The hair should stick to your man juice instantly.. at this time she will try to cuss you out, but the cum in her mouth will force a gargle that will resemble Chubaca.. Enjoy!
Dude! call me Hans Solo.. Last night I Wookied my Bitch and Space Docked her to keep with the theme... THE WOOKIE was great!