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X-box

A system that only made it because of Halo and xbox-live. Any true gamer knows that. The only thing it really has going for it besides that is best versions of other ported games (big whoop) and a handful of exclusives. Ps2 has so many better games it's not even funny. Even gamecubes exclusives own xboxes. Other names that describe the xbox well are the port-box, pc-box, and the trash-box.

I guess old greedy Bill Gates wasn't already happy with his 50+billion so he decided to make a mini-pc gaming system called the x-box.

by MadAtTheWorld June 04, 2006

x-box

A Video Game Console with only one exclusive game worth buying(Chronicles of Riddick)(KOTOR is on PC, Tom Clancy games have gone to PS2 with added features). Which has gone toward funding the already world's richest man Bill Gates. It's also a large object that can be dropped from American planes on to Iraq if we're lucky enough to have planes that strong. Also made as a home for the homeless with a plutonium core, a good way to start a campfire(it catches on fire faster than matches), and a largly, foolishly profited organization.

X-box's on the top shelf? I thought Egyptian slavery was over

by Sith September 17, 2004

X-box

Game console for losers who either can't afford a computer, or don't have enough common sense to buy one.

xbox douche:Dude, my mom just bought me this xb0x!! I'm so lee7!

by Possessed Merkin January 09, 2005

X-Box

A decent gaming system that has its ups and downs. The X-Box is large, bulky, and has a huge controller, but that's beside the point. There are a few good games on it, such as Halo or Counter-strike. These games are out for the PC but need a $2000 machine to run, the X-Box costs only $100-300. The reason most people hate it is because A. it's made by Microsoft B. it's huge C. the games they played must have sucked Just because its made by Microsoft doesn't automatically mean it sucks. Halo was made by Microsoft, and look how it's doing, hmm? The controller is an exact duplicate of the PS2 controller, just substitute the Black and White buttons for L2 and R2. Hell you could probably play the X-Box with a PS2 controller if it had the right plug. So, in closing, I think that the X-Box is probably the only good thing made by Microsoft.

My game would have to be Doom 3.

by MPseMp April 29, 2005

X-box

The X-box or Xbox is the best gaming console in the world. Better graphics, fast gameplay, just superior to everything else. Dumb people usually say the X-box (xbox) is slow, stupid, or big. But they are really jealous that they do not have one. Xbox ------------- CPU= 733 MHz RAM= 64 MB Memory Bandwidth= 6.4 GB/sec Polygon Performance= 125 M/sec Simultaneous Textures= 4 HDTV Game Support= Yes PoS2 ------------- CPU= 300 MHz RAM= 36 MB Memory Bandwidth= 3.2 GB/sec Polygon Performance= 66 M/sec Simultaneous Textures= 1 HDTV Game Support = No I personally have the PoS2 and Xbox, but the Xbox is just better. PERIOD. Xbox>Gamecube>Gameboy>Dog Crap>PS2

Person1: "Why is the Xbox loading faster?" Person2: "Cause Xbox Pwns Ps2."

by All Knowing February 28, 2005

X box

The anti-christ of the videogame faithful, unholy icon of a new generation of unwashed plague carrying xtreme gamers.

"OMG Zeldas soo gay! Masterchief could kick his ass and gay mario too! Blood and guns lol"

by AAM October 11, 2004

X-Box

Another title for an ex-girlfriend.

"I was thinking about toying around with my x-box, but I decided to find someone new."

by Seth2367 March 16, 2010