A fork of Rural Dictionary
An alternative to, "your mom gay". +10 ATK
Retard 1: your mom gay, haha! 4th grade niggas: XD Retard 2: your dad lesbian! 4th grade niggas: OOO0000000ooooo
You say this whenever someone who is communist based, says something unreal.
Steven: "Bro get some bitches!" Elijah: "Get some bitches this, get some bitches that, like bro where is your dad?"
A comeback of the "yo' mama" genre. If you really think about its implications, it's rather insulting.
Steve: "Yo' mama blows so hard she started Hurricane Katrina tryin' to put out the candles on her birthday cake." Tony: "Awwww sheeit..." Derek: "All right." Steve: "Yo' brother so broke and stupid he went to the Nickelback concert to try to get 5 cents." Tony: "Diggity damn..." Derek: "Oh yeah?" Steve: "Yeah. And I heard your sister got a summer job breedin' hound dogs!" Tony: "Ooh...that hurts." Derek: "Well I'm your dad." Steve: "What?" Derek: "Yeah, just got the paternity test results. I remember that night. I was in line right behind the St. John's basketball team." Tony: "Ooooooh snap! You just got served, son."
The loudest sound in the universe
I can’t hear anything because of your dad’s sneeze
Ouch !
Me: Hi! Them: your dad is gay Me: *dies of cardiac arrest*
6th graders favorite comeback, its WAY WORSE than "your mom gay" like if you say it, the person you saying it too dies, like DAYYUM
bob: hey Steve, your dad lesbian. steve: *dies instantly*
This means that your dad is bald and thats it