A fork of Rural Dictionary
Zippy is
a)quick and energetic; "a brisk walk in the park"; "a lively gait"; "a merry chase"; "traveling at a rattling rate"; "a snappy pace"; "a spanking breeze
b) the nickname for one st john who instead of getting in the play and doing something descides to zip around the ice and never finish he is also aperantly possessed by the devil which doesnt at all help his finishing ability
1) c'mon hunny you'll have to be zippy to make it to your dance class
2) Colin: What the hell is a matter with you Zippy?
Zippy: And then i ate the bowl
Used to describe the most insane, idiotic, and annoying thing. Ever. Originated right here and now. Use only if everyone agrees that the said zippy thing in question is UNDENIABLY annoying and stupid
Holy fo shizzle! Dat website is Zippy, man!
Or..
OMG! Teh Zippy is j00!!!!
Ventriloquist and TV entertainer. Born with on the planet Bungle in 1958 and banished to Earth in 1973 for a series of sexual assaults involving marshmellows and a small rodent. After a bit part in ITV's Pipkins, Zippy (real name Curtis Cockininiszipper) found fame in the ITV cult childrens classic Rainbow. Zippy with the help his ventriloquist doll and alta ego George, Bungle played by Geoffrey Gaylord, Geoffrey played by Rod Janenfreddy and Rod, Jane and Freddy played by Jane Slut the worlds first and only conjoined triplet created Britains most watched TV show. In 1978 Zippy lost his left hand in a freak tumble dryer accident and no longer able to operate his doll George decided to retire to Brighton where he still lives with his civil partner Matthew Corbett. Also see Richard Gere puppet fisting orange frog
Zippy " haha haha I the best, haha I'm the best"
Geoffrey " shut up Zippy or i'll zip you up "
Zippy " Jog on Geoffrey jog ommmhmm hmmm mmm hmm "
George " yeah Zippy...you like that don't you bitch "
1974 rainbow pilot (never aired)
A) To do something in the most dangerous and hazardous manner possible.
B) To injure oneself doing something that should normally be quite safe.
A) "So you thought driving the golf cart while juggling chainsaws was a good idea? How zippy of you."
B) "Wow, I'm not sure I've ever seen someone actually require stitches from a toast buttering incident. That's pretty damned zippy."