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a very annoying, but funny guy. often smart and has anger issues

ahhhh hes such an albert

Hot sexy guy, polite and awesome

Person A: OMG! Thats Albert!
Person B: OMG! He´s so hot

A smart, but gay guy that always seems to deny his true sexuality. For example, he wanks a guy off at school but says it's not gay because he "covered it up with a blanket." People around him fall under two categories, people who really like/love him or people who want to increase their social status

Lol, that guy is really an Albert, isn't he?

Usually ditches friends to mess with girls

Usually likes girls whose name starts with an E or an S =Albert

funny man that is FAT

" albert is fat "

Yeah he has a bigger dick than your mom covered in salt

Damn thats big Albert

Albert is albert

Damn are you really hanging out with Albert?
Yeah dude we need a token.