A fork of Rural Dictionary
(South of England): shoes, trainers, etc
(North of England): balls, cock
Hey, those are some really nice bollocks you have there!
Hey, put your bollocks away!
South of England
Shoes or Trainers
North of England
Balls, Cock
South of England - I have blue bollocks.
North of England - I have huge bollocks.
Popping inside the scrottom until it gets so swallen that is splits right down the seem
I painted so many yellow poles it gave me popcorn bollocks
A stumpy micro penis. Dinstinguishable only by squinting.
He had a middle bollock. A stumpy micro penis, I could only see it if I squinted.
An extremely fleshy or meaty vulva, so much so that it resembles a pair of large testicles from certain angles. This is, of course, the British English usage of fanny.
Joe: would you fuck Lilly Allen?
Steve: Nah, she looks like she'd have massive fanny-bollocks.
Feeling extremely hot, typically in high summer when weather is particularly oppressive.
“I’m sweating like a bollock”
A phrase used to describe the stress or anger of someone else, often used to attempt to calm them down. Similar to don't get your knickers in a twist.
Derives from the painful experience of testicular torsion.
One who has their "bollocks in a knot" is either very stressed or is in some way pained or angered.
John: Ryan I think I've left my history homework at home...
Ryan: Mate, don't get your bollocks in a knot, it's not due in until Friday.