A fork of Rural Dictionary
Sores that are often associated with the herpes virus.
I paid for a prostitute but didn't know I also bought humpy bumpers.
An extra-abundant harvest of vehicle-parts dat are grown on a truck farm.
As much as some motorheads love to bash into things, they better hope dat there's always a bumper crop each year, so dat they'll be able to get replacements whenever they need them!
The ball sweat that builds up between 2 gay dudes having butt sex, and combines into a thick creamy substance
Yo, Dale, clean up our bumper cream before it stains the sheets!
A rather outspoken individual who likes to broadcast their opinions to the world on the back of their vehicle. They achieve this through the medium of bumper stickers which tend to cover ninety percent or more of their vehicles' backside. They tend to drive the following cars: the Toyota Prius, a Chrysler minivan, or any pickup truck made by GM. In addition to this they do not know the correct use of the passing lane on the highway.
As soon as I saw that bumper buster pull out in front of I decided to move two lanes over.