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A solo sexual act performed in a blackhawk helicopter, from a gunners position, while in Iraq.
In a Blackhawk, the Co-Pilot side gunners seat gets all the down draft from the blades. Making it often times the less desirable position to ride in. However, you can adjust your left leg just right to make the down draft work across the fabric of your pants leg in a flapping or slapping motion. If you get hard and slide it down that leg, it's known as an "Iraqi Handjob".
"Bro, why do you ways ride Co-Pilot?"
"Oh, man, I'm over here getting an Iraqi Handjob"
"A WHAT!"
"Trade me spots, get hard and slide it down the left side, now adjust your leeeeg, yup right abou"
"Oh my gawd it's working .... This is actually nice!"
😘👉👉
When your wife or significant other grabs your arm in a swinging motion and makes you stroke yourself off.
My wife grabbed my arm and made me give myself a Holly Handjob!
The act of giving a handjob to a male corpse to extract semen from it.
Shaylee Atary’s husband, Yahav, died while committing a genocide, so she tried to give him an israeli handJob to have his kids.
The act of getting a handjob from an Israeli girl in a ferris wheel while sucking on the her titties.
Sentence 1: Jason said he’s running late to work because he was busy getting an Israeli Handjob at steel pier.
Sentence 2: After giving Jason an Israeli handjob, Shira wanted to bang him because of the way he sucked her nipples.
A particular handjob exhibiting a particularly odiferous smell, ie) Hagrid and/or haggis
Bro that was a stinky handjob!
A handjob that, as the name implies, consists of many tiny hands. Your significant other purchases finger puppet hands 🤚🏼and puts on as many fingers as they can handle. They then proceed to give a sensory overload handjob with not one hand, but many little ones for increased pleasure. Consider it like the ribbed condom of handjobs....
My girlfriend wanted to up her handjob game so she decided to surprise me with a tiny handjob...so many fingers, for so much pleasure.