A fork of Rural Dictionary
The type of movies and series you see on pureflix or JW Broadcasting, something that looks fake, but is for real and absolutely serious, most of the time with some kind of budget but invested all in the wrong places, and it always features the same actors, like Kevin Sorbo and/or David A R White, most of the time its just poorly written christian propaganda
"hey jen, did you watch that new "christian jank" series last night?"
A blanket used primarily for discreetly hiding your body as you jank the paddle. Usually covered in spunk.
That used to be my favorite quilt from Nana, but you give it to cousin Johnny and it immediately becomes a Jank blanket.
Brad Janke is just a Delight to be around, but makes a very mediocre Chili and Brisket. Despite that minor flaw, he is gregarious, firm in his beliefs, and deeply loyal to those he allows to be in his life. If you have a Brad Janke in your life you are a lucky individual!
We should all strive to be a Brad Janke.
adjective
Showing courage; to have strength during the most challenging of times.
verb
To accomplish something difficult or painful with a cheeky grin.
noun
A hero.
He handled that like a real Janke. (adj.)
I Janke'd that chemo. (verb)
There goes my Janke. (noun)
An Indian slur. It means that they have a chode and jerk off on Omegle.
That kids a Janke he probably beats it to his computer and has a tiny penis