Country Dictionary

Its a word that begins with p

Pedo pete was spotted looking around the nursery again.

Holding up 4 fingers and looking like an idiot

“You look at this pedo”

Someone who eats oranges, by choice

Me: what’s your favourite fruit Them: I like oranges Me: you pedo

An ugly little man who has sexual needs towards children who watch Pixar movies. He can usually be found peering into their living room windows spying on them. However, there have not been any kidnappings reported. He tries to avoid any confrontation from adults. Note: he usually wears glasses and his only diet intake is large bottles of Pepsi Max.

Mommy found him! He was looking for us when we were away on the school trip. The Pixar Pedo! That dude sure is creepy I shouted at the Pixar Pedo and he scurried off into the night, I’ve never seen that freak since

Offently refered to the weird member of the family who touches up family members

“ Uncle Ollie Barber don’t be an Uncle pedo, stop touching me!”

Weathers originals, often carried about by lonely pensioners to swipe unsuspecting children with the delicious confectionery.

The old man stocked up on pedo pellets for his walk through the park.

Random idea that trumpers have with no context out of absolutely nowhere and no proof about Joe Biden

Jimmy: I better hide my kids, Pedo Joe is coming to come and molest them John: How? Where did that come from? Jimmy: (Lost Face)