A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person that has so little coordination and control of their body that when attempting to play ball sports they resemble a disabled person (mong)
“Have you seen Tyler playing football? “
“Yes, total ball mong”
a derogatory term for an acquaintance who displays simple qualities and struggles with everyday interactions.
Phil, have you been biting the tree again you mong blanket?
someone or something which resembles a retarded blowfish and who sharts alot, especially on hot summer days.
chacha from finding nemo... mong-deane
A night spent in the flat boozing. Like the term skite but you get "monged" before any skite actually occurs.
Chris: 'Hey Stu heard your hitting the clubs tonight with Tom and Rach?'
Stu: 'No Chris we're actually thinking of having a massive mong skite at my flat - everyone's invited.'
When one is so high they become non operational and somewhat vegetative
"I'm monged bro" "He/She is monged out" "sorry babe I was monged out last night"
When you fail a task so miserably that you can't even remember what the original task was.
Jerry kingle monged building that thing and ended up with a birdhouse