A fork of Rural Dictionary
Robby is a tall, smart, often biracial boy that has a lot of random talents that are useful as party tricks but not much more. Bad at math, this fake asian will always be there to answer your questions about, but not involving the use of math. A good-looking guy that judges people too hard on their music tastes, he will always be there with a yo-yo in his hand and kind words to distract from the mundaneness of human life.
"Wow, I wish we had a Robby here to entertain us during this code red here in our high school, he's so good at whispering jokes"
When you meet a Robby he has a girlfriend but never hangs out with her, and he acts lowkey gay
Oh hey Robby, where’s your girlfriend?
he is gay. he has at multiple times attempted to kiss me. one time i woke up a a sleepover super early and he was spooning me. i just silently moved away and ii never spoke about it again.
yeah robby robby'd me. it was uncomfortable.
Disgusting human being that no one wants to talk too
Side note: Nigga cant stop eating
"Man your being a mad Robby today, you need to lose weight!!
"Robby, your an asshole ....cunt
This guy has and most likely fucks dogs.
Robby loves tight stinky dog pussy
Robby is the name of someone who has a body count over 30 but still has social anxiety
Robby can also mean a goofy looking boy with a small penis
"Omg that boy looks like such a Robby!"
As a noun, this phrase is a positive way to identify a pothead.
As a verb, it means to spend a long amount of time to smoke as much weed as you want/have. This is a good way to chill and find yourself again.
History: This phrase is based off a radio host who is AKAed as Captain Robby. His actual identity is unknown, but it is known that he enjoys fun times and PB&J sandwiches during said times o' fun.
Noun: "Dude, you're such a Captain Robby, I love it. Got any extra pot on you?"
Verb: "Hey, man, I'm thinking about 'captain robby'ing it tomorrow. I just need to relax, I'm too stressed, I need just one day where I can smoke as much weed as I want."
Other: "Make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and bring it down to the station and win our grand prize!"