A fork of Rural Dictionary
this term (noun/adj) itself is a short form of Lao-Szechuan and has multiple meanings that can differ based on context. It is widely used to signify an asian meal that incorporates some sort of oriental seasoned meat cooked with veggies and served on a side of rice. Also, the term can be used to explain something in a negative regard and show signs of difficult/hopeless situations.
Term used as a noun:
Dwight: Hey Alex, what have you prepared for dinner tonight?
Alex: Tonight, we will be having Lao-Sesh.
Term used as an adjective:
Dwight: How was your Organic Chemistry exam last week?
Alex: Scores came back and I got the class low, 14.5%. I got Lao-Seshed.
Normal people merely adopt the sesh. A Sesh Lord is on who is born in it and moulder by it.
Commonly bred in or around Normanton.
Did you see that Sesh Lord in the Student’s Union last night?
When your Dad is imparting his wisdom, knowledge or lecturing you on how to live a successful life. Usually when you don’t want to hear it.
Friend1: Where have you been? You’ve missed part of the game.
Friend2: Sorry, I was caught in a Dad sesh. He saw my report card and I got caught up for 20 minutes listening to how my life’s gonna turn out if I don’t get better grades.
The exhaustion you feel when it takes longer than a day to recover from a big night on the booze.
"I am so tired. I'm absolutely sesh-lagged from the weekend."
When a person and/or people smoke weed
I had the biggest cook sesh with the boys the other day
when someone offers free weed so they feel entitled spending the entire smoke session talking about their psychological and emotional problems
just had the worst therapy sesh with a bitch who wouldn't stop talking about her bpd and daddy issues