A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person that is very special. When he was younger, he didn't have friends. He got bullied a lot. Even from persons that he thought he was friend of his. But. After some years, marios changed everything. He became an extremely hot teenager, having an excellent physic and body. Specialist in Martial arts and a highly skilled bike rider. In his free time, he is playing bowling and he is a professional at it. Football....is something that he can express his thoughts and creativity. There is no one like him in football. And never will be. He is the best kid in the world. But, you need patience to know him perfect. But, whoever does. He has the one person everyone would want to have in their lifes
And he has a really hhhhuuuugggeee dick girls. So be careful
Μάριος COBRA IS A SEX PROFESSOR
When one is taking a standing dump and the shit doesnt snap yet enters the water and to your surprise the heads, which is flat like a cobra from the intsense squeezeing of ones buttcheeks, final resting place is on the toilet seat staring into your soul like a brown cobra.
Wow went in the toilet after sarah and seen the brown cobra
The devil’s pet. The most evil creature to walk this earth, sent as a punishment to Canadians for our insufficient NHL teams.
Those FRIGGEN cobra chickens are finally gone for the winter!
1: A replacement word spoken by non-native English speakers for a bird with a long neck, typically geese or herons.
2: A violent Canadian goose.
"I don't like the Cobra Chicken."
"That asshole Cobra Chicken attacked my kids!"
A canadian goose that hisses at people
"that cobra chicken was so mean, it hissed at me!"
A an awesome bike and very ispnsive
I want a cobra 85
When your soulmate mistakes you for your ex boyfriend and skewers you over the flames for a crisp edible treat. Usually due to some accessory he flaunted of a sparkling snake ring, and because he looked like the ghost of your soulmate. Notably different from an alligator barbecue, where it's actually the alligators eating a bunch of chocolate cake together. Common misconception.
My soulmate ate roasted cobra, but don't worry, he's not a ginger. He colored it with a Crayola marker. All good.