Country Dictionary

Those feels when you got dirt all up in your thong.

Yo Sharisce I can't go out tonight, I got the dirt thong.

A really really bad fuck up.

“It’s all gone John in a thong.”

what a major loser… inlove with maria.

luca thong : i’m so cool

maria : what a loser

smoking a substance off a stripper's ass

Did you get high off that thong rip from the strip club last night?

a day were gay men where thongs and give lap dances to buzzfeed feminist

wow im so ready for thong thursday

A person prone to making dumb statments

Jonny called Mike a “Dip Thong” when he asked where the outlet was on a tree

An insult to someone who has a ugly/burnt head, typically used in Australia to also describe aboriginals

"Ya got a head like a Burnt Thong"

"Have you seen steve"?
"Yeah mate, his one ugly cunt, got a head like a burnt thong"