A fork of Rural Dictionary
Euphemism for cunnilingus, especially in Nordic countries
My tongue is sore, girlfriend had me talk to the wookie all last night. Girlfriend is happy though.
A hairless chump that has vocal impairment that screams complete and utter fucking dribble everyday.
Look at that homeless man, what a bald wookie or;
Look at the bald wookie he's talking to a wall again
A non shaving Red Headed Woman
That girl is a red-headed Wookie
The non engorged dick of Gary Matlock.
(Not to be confused with an engorged wookie tick dick)
Mike: Did you see Gary's dick?
John: Yeah thats his un-engorged wookie tick dick.
A short-sighted person or one whose eyes don't align in a regular manner.
Look at that twat: totally wookie-eyed!
An Ookie Wookie Pookie Bear is someone who when you see them your whole body feels with 100% love and just wanna explode and just kiss them and love them forever curl up in a ball with a movie at a big fire place and just Pookie Lukey Pookey them forever. Also they’re someone you wanna take on a nice hot date and some ice cream for ever and then take them home and snuggle them all night long. My ookie wookie pookie bear is the kind of person who you just want to love in all ways all day everyday forever and have ookie wookie pookie bear babies with because they’re just so precious and lovely and you’d let them black swan u any day because they love you so much and you love them. Awwwww<3 ily bby
Smash or pass Ookie wookie pookie bear?
Smash my organs out man fs! (But gentle with respect)