A fork of Rural Dictionary
Nah Gordon Jillitch was once named Gordon Samsey, but one day his mum cooked him soup. Gordon Jillitch ate that soup so fast, but he did not realise that soup was infected with Jillitch... This happened 245 years ago, and to this day everyone calls him Gordon Jillitch
Pieceofshitscumbagwhocouldgivelessthantwofucksaboutthelivesofthekidsinthetownhesocalledloves.
“I’m so happy we don’t have school today!”
“Yeah same, but gordon smith really fucked over those east longmeadow kids.”
A drunk---
Hey look at that drunkem gordon adolph lying on the sidewalk!
gordon and chey is when gordon is in love with chey but chey hates gordon
EX: DUDE:babe are a GORDON AND CHEY
CHICK:helll yes i hate you
Da "evil twin" to da "nearly-weightless on his toes" Canadian singer; said "black sheep" counterpart loves to really "floor it" when driving.
I wonder if da melodious-voiced songwriter of "Ghosts of Cape Horn:" and "Wreck Of the Edmund Fitzgerald" fame is having to perform overtime just to pay for his irresponsible relative Gordon Leadfoot's speeding tickets???
A name reserved for the gloriest of men. Considered a compliment in certain places.
"Wow, that guy's reaching some SEG(Samuel E. Gordon) levels of cool"
Anna Gordon, is a Social studies teacher a at middle school. She enjoys world history learning about china and has short hair. She loves her dog and family dearly. She has a big mouth and is the “queen of her castle”.
Hey there’s Anna Gordon
“Gasp” Anna