A fork of Rural Dictionary
To receive anal sex. Not gender specific, but most commonly used as an insult to a male.
That son of a bitch loves the cock and especially loves to catch it in the hoop. Some chicks prefer vaginal intercourse, but others would rather catch it in the hoop.
"I told that nigga we can fade or hoop its wat eva"
1)A girl too ugly to mess with behind the scenes. 2)An ugly girl thats annoying enough to make you wanna commit suicide. Also see Rock and Park Bench.
Random Person: (Laughing) "So what happened with you and that Basketball hoop?" Yourself: "I kicked that annoying hoochie out of my house becuz she was annoying the crap out of me"
Cbeerleader pharse, Means lets do this, excitement.
Boop Boop Hoop Yeah! That's right that's right!
That's just a bunch of arbitrary hooping jumping. Hym "Really. It's like you're all in your little lanes jumping through your arbitrary hoops and I'm just meandering around the gymnasium and now you're shouting at me to get back in my lane as through the teacher is going to come back and yell at all of us. You couldn't stand to see someone not use them because you know they don't need to be there and think 'If I didn't have to use the hoops I'd have a better outcome' but by using my thing you acknowledge I would have done just fine anyway if nobody had the hoops. They just don't need to be there. It comes in the form of a definition but the movie isn't just something he thought up one day it's based on my critique of societies apathy towards people who are churned out by bureaucracy and employment (or did I 'drop a gun in front of children' in a place where small dicks and big dicks and erotica and conspiracy theories and naming your friends and non-celebrities reign supreme and violate a boundry that is superordinate to all other rule breaking?) And you can say 'Well, it's an appalling take. He didn't have to kill those people... He could have... Um... BECOME HOMELESS and, therefore, rendered moot (There are already a lot of those and, like violence, homeless and the threat of homelessness is used as a form of social control which is why nothing ever happens about EITHER)'
But how is it any more appalling than 'A curated meritocracy where YOUR (and not necessarily anyone elses) kids always win and YOU approve of everyone who "succeeds" (fucks your daughter)'? We all have to validate your parenting pseudo-deity fetish 'Because muh babies!' It's sick. And it's pretend. Pretend world! Remember that? Pretend world? That's an oldy and a goody. Pretend world... 😮 💨 Good times 😁 But yeah that's all just a bunch of hoop jumping you want people to have to do."
Someone who can't bring themselves to jump through hoops for carrots. Instead they draw their own hoops. These people are typically found in upper management, or in the creative department being shit upon jizz money.
He's a hoop drawer, or as he puts it. He earned his degree between two pints of America's Finest Lager.