A fork of Rural Dictionary
A band invented in 2021 at precisely 3:03 am. To prove that we can outsmart Jave Hapel Jave Karrison.
Who's up for a little smoke mirrors aka mongs mugs and dishonesty.
A night spent in the flat boozing. Like the term skite but you get "monged" before any skite actually occurs.
Chris: 'Hey Stu heard your hitting the clubs tonight with Tom and Rach?' Stu: 'No Chris we're actually thinking of having a massive mong skite at my flat - everyone's invited.'
When one is so high they become non operational and somewhat vegetative
"I'm monged bro" "He/She is monged out" "sorry babe I was monged out last night"
When you fail a task so miserably that you can't even remember what the original task was.
Jerry kingle monged building that thing and ended up with a birdhouse
a derogatory term for an acquaintance who displays simple qualities and struggles with everyday interactions.
Phil, have you been biting the tree again you mong blanket?
someone or something which resembles a retarded blowfish and who sharts alot, especially on hot summer days.
chacha from finding nemo... mong-deane