Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Roof Canoe

someone who is utterly useless at their sole purpose

Julia is a roof canoe at cooking

by roofcanoe May 02, 2020

Roof Canoe

someone who is utterly useless at their sole purpose

Julia is a roof canoe at cooking.

by roofcanoe May 02, 2020

scrubbing the roof

When your significant other is giving you a blowjob, you point your dick up a little so that the head scrapes the roof of their mouth.

John: When Mary was blowing me last night, I started scrubbing the roof. It felt amazing!

by eg3311 October 07, 2012

New Roof

A "new roof" is a local Northern Irish term used by males to describe their new haircut, their roof being their head.

Conor: "Hey lads, look at my new roof!"
Tom: "Did you really just say "new roof" ? That's embarrassing

by soulwax May 22, 2014

Goop Roof

The action of cumming in someone’s hair, then sticking them to the roof.

Man, I hit her with that goop roof last night. She’s still up there.

by Trwphotos May 27, 2023