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Pseudo-productive

Only slightly productive or unproductive; lying on a spectrum between "total waste of oxygen" and "you solved world hunger"

Instead of choosing between watching TV and doing work i decided to be pseudo-productive and do a bit of both

by The annoynce jen August 02, 2022

crystal and sh troll productions

the best troll channel ever for roblox featuring siblings coolcreativecrystal and sam876411

omgg did you see crystal and sh troll productions new video?!?!

by thatgirlcrystal March 16, 2021

stationary products

Pens/pencils/erasers, notebooks, rulers, compasses, etc --- writing/drawing accessories that heartless grownups make poor little kiddies miserably sit in one place and use instead of letting them go outside to play.

What a farce --- all these self-righteous adults whining about modern-day children's preferring to watch TV and use their computers/cell-phones instead of doing outdoor activities, and yet when those very same youngsters **specifically ask to go outside**, those same snooty grownups heartlessly shake their heads and say, "No, you hafta stay here and finish your lessons!" Plus they balk at buying the youngsters nice outdoor-0activities equipment like skateboards or basketball-hoops, yet they always seem to manage the cash for stationary products to use in their boring schoolwork! It's just a big conspiracy to keep children "quiet and manageable"!

by QuacksO June 02, 2018

product josh

product josh is the absolute unit that emilio (sniffmysack) created. bigger than the rock, bigger than john cena, bigger than the undertaker (not sexier tho). product josh, also known as beta may have muscles but he doesnt have the height bless. still love him either way

corr watch out !!! is that product josh

by Bleeeeeeech September 05, 2022

Product 19

A breakfast cereal made by Kellogg's. Introduced in 1967, it consisted of lightly sweetened flakes made of corn, oats, wheat, and rice, marketed as containing all required daily vitamins and iron. The product was discontinued in 2016.

Product 19 was the best cereal.

by SPrice1980 May 01, 2022

Try my product

What the annoying video professor guy says repeatedly to try to get you to fall for his scam.

So what have you got to lose? Try my product!!

by Waselhorns1980 May 27, 2023

Shinebox Productions

A great handsome man with the biggest schlong known to mankind. This specimen's habitat is located in a 50's nostalgic enviroment with Chuck Berry and Ritchie Valens and Buddy Holly Rockabilly music blasting through his house. A predator to many specimens. On the daily Shinebox Productions likes to spend his time making fine love to young women so much that they end up dying of a heart attack on how great the sexual intercourse was, that sadly is the only sad downside to this great specimen. This specimen is also the owner of the youtube channel called Shinebox Productions who produces badass content all the time, and he also has the power to manipulate people to go home and get their fucking shinebox through the two wiseguy gods Frank Vincent and Joe Pesci.

Becky: Omg Christine died last night!

Sharon: How did she die?

Becky: i live right next to this sexy handsome Smokey guy and i saw them fucking upstairs through the window! With some 50s song lovey doo crap play and i swear, Christine moaned so loud she broke all the windows of the house and the whole neighborhood and she ended up dying! But I do have to say that man is probably Shinebox Productions

Sharon: wow his italian sausage must so good to die for. Tell me more!

Becky: Well anyways after christine died, christine's boyfriend came blasting through the door and caught Shinebox Productions in bed with the dead Christine. Christine's boyfriend had a gun and he aimed it at Shinebox and he was about to pull the trigger till Shinebox said "Go home and get your fuckin shinebox!" and he suddenly turned around and I think he tried to head towards the door, but it was not worth tryin because I saw Shinebox pull out a snub nosed revolver and painted the whole room with his blood! I think after the incident I heard Shinebox say "You Motherfucker You!"

by The Wandering Wop May 28, 2019