A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a woman has profusive diarrhea and shits in a cup then you go to drink it
Man oh man that muddy smoothie was delicious
A beverage made with piss, shit, cum, blood, and spit, all sourced from trucker bathrooms. Blood can be substituted for coconut water. Serve lukewarm.
Dude, my syphilis is so bad that when I jerk off, special smoothie comes out.
Not only is it a smoothie from persia, but it is aslo known as when two people with male genitalia go to a grave yard and dig up a 90 grandmother named Betsy. They will then each stick there left testicles in her vagina and there rights in her asshole. They will then proceed to batter her with baseball bats in the stomach, allowing fluids to come out of her privates and butthole. I personally have tried it and would definitely recommend, the 80 dollar testicuzi is nothing compared to this practice.
Persian smoothie
When you shit in you sexual partners mouth and they give you a blowjob and after you finish, they spit it back in your mouth
Hey Blake we should give Ciaran a Chocolate Smoothie Express.
A practical joke in which you ejaculate into a milkshake or smoothie before serving it to a friend.
John: "Hey my drink tastes a bit off, are you sure you made this right?"
Jeff: "You idiot, you fell for a dude smoothie"
A clean shaven vagina with big fat lips.
My boyfriend loves kissing up on my chunky smoothie.