A fork of Rural Dictionary
A slightly loose-headed and lost, but very nice person, with a bright personality, more likely to be a bit of a bookworm
Susan sat in the corner reading a book and working on her friendship bracelet
A Susan is the opposite of a Karen. She is leftist and will go ghetto on your ass as soon as look at you if you say something out of turn.
That Susan just busted open a can of whoop ass on that gun toting redneck.
D a n & P h i l
Dan: That isn't me that's my owner,
Guy: Owner?
Dan: Oh Yeah I love Susan she keeps me in a cage
Dan: UHM, SUSAN IN THE AIR-CON UNIT ISN'T HAVING A GOOD TIME
Phil: Would you bum Susan Boyle for spare change?
Phil: Name the fish-
Dan: S u s a n
Mexican GTA maid that gets paid 1 penny and half a stick of gum she also sings Dora
Boy 1:Hey, who’s Susan
Boy 2: Susan is my Mexican GTA maid
Boy 1: oh that’s so cool
Susan is a Mexican GTA maid who only gets paid two cents and half a stick of gum. She loves her life very wouldn’t change it for the world she also loves her owner.
Boy: Hey what are your pronouns
Girl: My pronouns are Susan
A signature move of yours that you use on someone, whether it be a hit or a dance.
I hit her with a susan.
He was susaning.