A fork of Rural Dictionary
A todd is Someone that often admires Another or notices Them in a positive fashion, but shows Thier emotions or feelings of said person in a passive fashion with the intent of a slight ruse by making things slightly more complicated for Them in Thier day to day lives, but as a some what twisted sign of respect, with a stupidly almost playful intent. Often a low IQ tactic used by shy, greedy and/or awkward personality types to hopefully garner some attention from that from which They notice while not having the nerve to engage in or play into Another for fear of looking bad in lieu of a lousy inferiority complex.
Similar to, but not quite a "buzzkill" but not nearly as extreme as a "wet blanket" though definitely on the very furthest edge of the umbrella. They have, in My opinion, a stronger (if any) intent to foster a decent rapport with that which whom They notice (assuming there isn't one already) which makes Thier motives far less toxic, but still frowned upon.
Eric: "Man Lansings girl Angela sure is something else."
Manny: "Heh. I'll say. Lucky guy. ^_^"
(Eric and Manny over hear Lansing and Angela speak)
Lansing: "Great party Mike! (Looking out the window) Hmmm. Looks like My car is double parked, even though there are plenty of empty spaces..."
Angela: "Isn't that Shawn's car?"
Lansing: "Yes. >_<"
Mike: "Again?! Yeah, but You know He's never been here for that long like ever. Even for parties. Probably just here to pick up some vicodin from Me... Doubt He'll be here for more than 10 minutes."
Angela: 'Heh, I had a feeling. Come on Lansing, Let's just enjoy Ourselves. :)"
Lansing: "Hahaha, yeah. You're right. ^_^ Anyways..."
*Meanwhile*
Eric: "Hmph, always with this guy double parking people, especially LaNsInG! :o"
Manny: "Yeah, especially Him and *hmh* Angela. ^^"
Eric: "I know right? What a todd. :/"
A todd is Someone that often admires Another or notices Them in a positive fashion, but shows Thier emotions or feelings of said person in a passive fashion with the intent of a slight ruse by making things slightly more complicated for Them in Thier day to day lives, but as a some what twisted sign of respect, with a stupidly almost playful intent. Often a low IQ tactic used by shy, greedy and/or awkward personality types to hopefully garner some attention from that from which They notice while not having the nerve to engage in or play into Another for fear of looking bad in lieu of a lousy inferiority complex.
Similar to, but not quite a "buzzkill" but not nearly as extreme as a "wet blanket" though definitely on the very furthest edge of the umbrella. They have, in My opinion, a stronger (if any) intent to foster a decent rapport with that which whom They notice (assuming there isn't one already) which makes Thier motives far less toxic, but still frowned upon.
Eric: "Man Lansings girl Angela sure is something else."
Manny: "Heh. I'll say. Lucky guy. ^_^"
(Eric and Manny over hear Lansing and Angela speak)
Lansing: "Great party Mike! (Looking out the window) Hmmm. Looks like My car is double parked, even though there are plenty of empty spaces..."
Angela: "Isn't that Shawn's car?"
Lansing: "Yes. >_<"
Mike: "Again?! Yeah, but You know He's never been here for that long like ever. Even for parties. Probably just here to pick up some vicodin from Me... Doubt He'll be here for more than 10 minutes."
Angela: 'Heh, I had a feeling. Come on Lansing, Let's just enjoy Ourselves. :)"
Lansing: "Hahaha, yeah. You're right. ^_^ Anyways..."
*Meanwhile*
Eric: "Hmph, always with this guy double parking people, especially LaNsInG! :o"
Manny: "Yeah, especially Him and *hmh* Angela. ^^"
Eric: "I know right? What a todd. :/"
A todd is Someone that often admires Another or notices Them in a positive fashion, but shows Thier emotions or feelings of said person in a passive fashion with the intent of a slight ruse by making things slightly more complicated for Them in Thier day to day lives, but as a some what twisted sign of respect, with a stupidly almost playful intent. Often a low IQ tactic used by shy, greedy and/or awkward personality types to hopefully garner some attention from that from which They notice while not having the nerve to engage in or play into Another for fear of looking bad in lieu of a lousy inferiority complex.
Similar to, but not quite a "buzzkill" but not nearly as extreme as a "wet blanket" though definitely on the very furthest edge of the umbrella. They have, in My opinion, a stronger (if any) intent to foster a decent rapport with that which whom They notice (assuming there isn't one already) which makes Thier motives far less toxic, but still frowned upon.
Eric: "Man Lansings girl Angela sure is something else."
Manny: "Heh. I'll say. Lucky guy. ^_^"
(Eric and Manny over hear Lansing and Angela speak)
Lansing: "Great party Mike! (Looking out the window) Hmmm. Looks like My car is double parked, even though there are plenty of empty spaces..."
Angela: "Isn't that Shawn's car?"
Lansing: "Yes. >_<"
Mike: "Again?! Yeah, but You know He's never been here for that long like ever. Even for parties. Probably just here to pick up some vicodin from Me... Doubt He'll be here for more than 10 minutes."
Angela: 'Heh, I had a feeling. Come on Lansing, Let's just enjoy Ourselves. :)"
Lansing: "Hahaha, yeah. You're right. ^_^ Anyways..."
*Meanwhile*
Eric: "Hmph, always with this guy double parking people, especially LaNsInG! :o"
Manny: "Yeah, especially Him and *hmh* Angela. ^^"
Eric: "I know right? What a todd. :/"
A Todd is an amazing, gentle and kind man. Typically Todd will have piercing blue eyes. If you look into them to long, you may loose your heart. He is meticulous, handsome, sexy and will please any woman although he prefers to be loyal to just one. He is hard working and mentally tough, successful in his own right. He isn’t much for celebrating special occasions but will make his woman feel special on every occasion. Very giving, Todd will buy flowers for no reason, surprises from Amazon, he always proves that he pays attention. Gifted in the bedroom, he aims to please. He knows exactly what to do because again, he pays attention. Any woman would be lucky to have a Todd in their life.
He bought her flowers again, that guy is a real Todd.
My man knows what I like, he puts the Todd down!
How can I make money like a Todd?
(n) An Insult. Todd can be used as;
- an insult for moments of extreme stupidity
-a synonym for asshole
- a degrading term for people actually named Todd (rare)
- replacement for other insults such as idiot/dipshit/fuckass
Person 1: I just microwaved a metal fork!
Person 2: Nice one, Todd.
Todd is a white guy name, that is fine for a last name but for a first name there is always a little something about him that you wonder. He could be good looking or just average, you may wonder if he's looking you up before and after you meet just a little too much. He may have nice eyes that are safe. He may be a comedian. He may be gender-fluid. He may be a stockbroker or teacher. He's usually not an athlete.
He may spike his hair with gel and probably will be a good listener. You should ask his middle name.
Todd is a nice guy that I met on Match.com
a Todd would aLwaYs let u win on fortnite, you could be dying n he would be like hEY iMa save yOu. The "Todd" is better than the "Tod" just saying. He would commonly have a v annoying older brother n watch scary movies with u til ur pissing urself :))
Molly hoes: heyy todd ur pretty
me: back off u sLaG