A fork of Rural Dictionary
A desirable woman older than 26 who is a mother but would not make marriage material.
Yumm i'd like me sum of that milf cake
The act of inserting food into an oriface, and leaving it looking like frosting in one's tunnel
"It takes me a minute to mash it up, but a banana makes a great tunnel cake!"
When one gets married in compton we want corn bread. Compton wedding cake
A Cake Walker is a person that always breaks and falls to another who makes them feel bad about something. Who breaks under another... meaning the other person is normally a (Manipulator)
Dude my dad is a Cake Walker he falls for everything I say.
That chick is a Cake Walker she be Fallin for everything..
when you get 10 big guys and and to nut at the same time on a preferably skinny woman.
dang bro, we just had our first 10p cock cake
When a chick (normally with a fat-ass) sits right on the top of a guy's full blown boner. *It hurts like hell*
Guy 1: Damn bro, you good? Why are you holding your dick like that?
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*
A butt that looks like it should be smacked repeatedly in a sexual manner.