Country Dictionary

Used to designate any 7-UP flavoured pastry.

My cousin died from eating a Luna Cake

Mario's boyfriend put his piece of Luna Cake in the wrong hole

My uncle married a Luna Cake

When you take a fat shit and then fuck the shit, cum inside of it, then feed it to your partner.

Oh my God! Have you and your boyfriend ever done the Swiss Cake Roll?

Looks sweet on the outside but gets fishy when you dig into it.

How did your date go?

He was hot but super weird and stank.

He's giving tuna cake

Something you call your siblings to make them upset of feel uncomfortable.

Brianna and Carmen are my little Sus Cakes

The cakes you find for sale at a church fete which have been baked by dribbling grannies. Do not buy these cakes!

Hey look! I won a Granny Dribble Cake in the raffle.

2 females scissoring.

Them girls gonna be turkey cakes tonight.

It really can’t be defined but you know it when you feel it. Some say it’s when a man decides to pull out and cum between your buttcheeks and them they offer if you want confectioner sugar sifted on your ass.

Have you ever had a warm funnel cake?