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stress-af

while clipping your toenails, use another toe to press your calculator to finish your math homework. Practice until this act is entirely normal to you, and you can still do this even if you are unconscious. After that, using your left hand, write an essay related to astrophysics, in which the word count in this essay has to equal the number of neutrons in the galaxy. This pen-holding should require only 2 fingers, well, actually 3 fingers are the maximum. The remaining fingers are for clipping the nails, as said in the front of the definition. The remaining foot is for doing chores. Yes, this whole process is moving, not staying in front of a table. And oh also, do this whole thing outdoors, 31 degrees so you can get vitamin D at the same time, healthy. Ok, you should have one more right hand. Using that right hand, first, use the first two fingers and go on musescore and compose a 69-part fugue for your music assignment(and for entertaining purposes too)56 years later(according to psychopaths rules), the remaining fingers are to create a machine that can clone anything on Earth. Post this gadget, and while the news is booming, clone your right hand to finish every single piece of work. The mouth is for masturbating, in order to increase adrenaline and dopamine. Use tongue to help

Oh god, this is stress-af.

by adenHo August 28, 2022

afs service

Anal full service

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by January 21, 2025

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fussy af

the feeling of a gravitational force of anything pulling to my pussy

i’m feeling fussy af rn

by x.cookie.x February 08, 2021

ily af

I like you as friend.

1: ily af
2: i love you too!

by asdnk May 21, 2018

close af

CLOSE Asf means very close and can’t be used instead of the word “friends without benefits

Me and Kat are close af

by Bsndj October 21, 2019

Demure AF

Someone who is very classy, very witty, very cutesy, a very good kisser, a lil smarty assy, and a lil spicy, Likes to dip their steak in ketchup, enjoys sex on the beach and can do the Mr myagi like it ain’t no thing!

Damn, that girl Mya is Demure AF! Did you just see her pop lock and drop it then hop back up and wobble across the dance floor.

by Fogle johnson December 25, 2024