A fork of Rural Dictionary
When slippery when wet signs grow limbs and chugs bleach
Person 1: Another wet hamburger happened at the shops
Person 2: Nice dude
Hello guys welcome to Jon hamburger gaming, today we will be gaming, valorant is the game of choice today, a team vs team class battle game.
Bro have you seen that new Jon hamburger video!?
Noun: Death
"You're actually closer to dea- "
"NO. SCHTOP. PLEASHE CALL IT HAMBURGER TIME WHEN YOU ARE AROUND USH."
"hankboigers times 🥰🥰"
You're closer to "hamburger time" if you don't see a doctor
When you’re quickly eating a hamburger and the bite pieces form together in your esophagus and lock up
Oh man, Rory was having bad hamburger lock, someone gave her the Heimlich maneuver
A hospital that is notorious for causing patients to die.
John had a big rash on his nuts now he is dead only two days after because of that wretched hamburger factory!
A person; friend, relative, genius, idiot.
Wat up Hamburger King! Yo where's Hamburger King???
Listen Hamburger King...
The process of filling a white glove with warm meat, cheese and noodles then proceeding to insert your hand to then give someone a handjob.
Person 1: I heard Bonnie gave Kevin a Hamburger Helper Handjob last Monday.
Person 2: That shit is wild, they couldn't even wait till a Tuesday!
Person 3: I'm so horny, I think I'm gonna give myself a Hamburger Helper Handjob tonight.
Person 4: That's disgusting bro why the fuck would you say that to me.