A fork of Rural Dictionary
Much like the Russians, a Russian handy can be very aggressive. A term to describe when you are rushing but your cock still needs a little attention.
"Damn, babe. I'm real horny, but I need to go. Give me Russian handy!"
"Damn, babe. I'm real horny, but I need to go. Give me Russian handy!"
Handyman work done by the “I know a guy, guy.” When they failed trade school but still try to excel in a trade. The building code book is a coaster to hold their beer.
We’re going to have to revisit that electrical quote. We opened the walls to see Handy Andy has been here.
Handy Andy refers to the build up of sperm in college dorm room drains from excessive masterbation.
Ugh bro, my drain is backing up again from all the handy andy going on.
Do you happen to sell drains for all the handy andy in my drain.
The act of receiving a hand job by the passenger while riding a motorcycle down the highway.
Should of been there bro! I went for a ride on the bike last night and a bar fly gave me the best highway handy!
When you carve a hole in a block of spam to use as a masturbatory aid.
"I was over at Jeffrey's house and noticed the remnants of a hilo handy in his trash. Guess that's why he has all that Spam in his pantry"
When a girl is giving you a hand job but won't shut up.
Guy 1: Hey man, I heard that girl was good at handy's.
Guys 2: Yea bro, but she was a real handy-talkie.
it is a hand job when they person giving it is behind you and jerking you off from "down under"
I got a great Australian Handy from the Asian massage parlor