Country Dictionary

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Kangaroo Scrotum

The large sack underneath the kangaroo and taste great in hot dogs

"Hey dude i really feel like a kangaroo scrotum how about you"
"Yeah i'm having them tonight lmao öof

by yeetster 9035 September 11, 2018

Scrotum Scroll

When two Bros dock and then another bro comes with his nutsack wraps the two wieners with for skin.

During the brodynamic three chosen ones will perform and read from the Scrotum Scrolls

by (((CCC))) December 06, 2021

Scrotum Toad

When a person is so disgusting and ugly that their face makes you nauseous to look at. They look a ballsack covered in warts.

Jessicas face is so disgusting I wouldn’t give that nasty Scrotum Toad a facial for 1 million dollars.

by VeeeC March 27, 2022

scrotum deep

When you fail doing pop a ball in cos her vagina is too big and end up popping both balls and your scrotum in.
(See pop a ball in)

So i was banging your ma the other night and tried to pop a ball in, which failed miserably cos her vag was too big so i ended up sticking both balls and my scrotum in, i was scrotum deep.
I was BBD (See boffins bridge deep).

by Muff_Paste_master June 14, 2014

old scrotum

A wrinkled, but faithful old family retainer

“I say, Sir John, who is that ancient fellow in yonder field? “
“Why, that’s Old Scrotum, our family’s most faithful wrinkled retainer

by Buzetti of Lilliput December 09, 2020

drain my scrotum dry

when every last drop of semen is drained from your body.

Sarah stopped over last night to drain my scrotum dry. What a relief that was it had been a week.

by bikeman 5 May 04, 2023

Suck Scrotum September

1)The month where your girlfriend has to suck your scrotum at least once a weak this month.

"Hey babe u heard, its Suck Scrotum September."
"SLURP SLURP"
"thanks babe"

by Noncy boi November 10, 2022