A fork of Rural Dictionary
the hard crusty residue in your boxers after you've ejaculated in them. (the word came to me in a dream)
"Bro, his underwear was covered in crazy sloth crust" "this sloth crust needs to be washed bad"
When a female is penetrated by the middle finger and ring finger as a pair whilst doing sexual actions. The hand shape would resemble a sloth’s claw
Craig used the sloth’s claw last night, he went to new levels of deep, it felt banging.
A kindred spirit in indolence.
I'm doing absolutely nothing today. Hbu?
Jack shit, sloth buddy!
A kindred spirit in insolence
I'm not doing shit today, hbu?
Same. Sloth buddy for life.
A pretty girl who is small in size and understands things very slowly.
Tyrone: Yo you still talking to phoebe?
Jean: Yeah man but she's such a small sloth
When ur slow as a sloth, and forget shit with ur goldfish memory. You misunderstand something and forget what you originally talked about.
«I don’t know what’s going on, hold up what are we talking about? I don’t remember what you just said»
Damn ur hella sloth fish today.
she's not actually a sloth, she's a chicken
a girl that squeals in her voice messages for no reason
a girl that's cat is afraid of her
a beautiful girl that doesn't see her worth and beauty
Sammy the sloth: perfectly weird and beautiful
Cami: (sees Sammy) W0W!
Nessa: What?
Taylor: *eating*
Cami: Look at Sammy. She's Sammy the Sloth}!
Chelsea: She's a chicken.
Sammy: PEEEP