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Traffic caused by students and faculty alike while transitioning from one class to another.
Dude, that teacher nearly ran straight into me during that post-class hallway traffic.
When you eat too much McDonald’s and your ass gets clogged.
Topher got a huge traffic ass the other day.
When you engage in sex trafficking and decide to spread Hartley's Jam on your victim
"Hey Bill how's the kid?" "He's fine Gary, I just got into a traffic jam".
An awesome-ass original song made by "Weird Al" Yankovic. It's about a guy and he's stuck in the middle of a traffic jam. Yeah, who would've guessed. Listen to it, it's really good.
Person 1: Aw, man, I'm stuck right here in the middle of this traffic jam... Person 2: I haven't moved one inch from this here spot... Person 1: What the fuck are you talking about? Person 2: Traffic Jam, the freeway's one big parking lot Person 1: Oh, shit, that fucking awesome-ass song by "Weird Al" Yankovic??? Person 2: Traffic Jam, my radiator's boiling hot... Person 1: And now I'm stuck right here in the middle of this traffic jam.
When you can't take a nifty shit
Cocksucker had a traffic jam
Traffic congestion on Interstate 4 and surrounding roads around Orlando due to excessive number of cars traveling to and from Disney World in a short period of time, severely inconveniencing those passing by and not heading to Disney.
Driver: To get from Tampa to Jacksonville, it looks like the best way is to take I-4 east to I-95 north. Passenger: Hell no. We can't take that way due to Disney traffic. A better solution is to take I-75 north followed by US 301 north where we'll pick I-10 east.