Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

you got to be capping me

Interchangeable for
"You've got to be lying" or
"You've got to be kidding/shitting me"
With the word cap

Okay so muh paid for this party with fake money an I'm like you got to be capping me cuh who the fuck has that shit yuno

by Findloo Chunk December 27, 2023

that’s-all you got!

Two people in a discussion. One is loosing the argument and drops the f…..bomb.
The other person says yea: that’s all you got!

I say in response to someone’s statement “that’s a lie, and you know it”. The person says to me f…. you mother f…..! I say yea: that’s-all you got!, you’re done because That’s-All You Got!

by drteebro September 26, 2021

you got the dud

ned flanders opens a door to find him. moe smiles at the sight.
smithers opens a door to find him. hibbert smiles at the sight.
mr. burns opens a door to find him. he smiles at the sight.
bart opens the 9th door to find him, and then slams it. he smiles at the sight.
willie pries open the frozen door to find him. lovejoy smiles at the sight.
bush looks through his peephole to find him. he smiles at the sight.
willie forcefully opens nelsons locker, which has him. skinner smiles at the sight.
mr. burns checks for threats, only to instead be met with him. he smiles at the sight.
hank scorpio is greeted by him on the screen. he smiles at the sight.
the stonecutters reveal a circle with him on it. they smile at the sight.
mr burns and smithers greet the gallery with him. smithers smiles at the sight.
a fortune teller places down a card revealing him. she smiles at the sight.
apu and his wife manjula are awaiting the pregnancy results, eventually revealing him. apu smiles at the sight.
chief wiggum is tracking down a criminal on a pegboard map. by sheer coincidence, the pegs are arranged like him. he smiles at the sight.
a prisoner shows marge a thing he can do with his back: he stretches his back to reveal the message about him. marge smiles at the sight.
skinners weather balloon is unveiled, but bart pulls a string, revealing to be a depiction of him. skinner smiles at the sight.
mr. burns presents a giant version of him on a stand. the crowd smiles at the sight.

marge smpols: okay bart your turn your turn!
(bart simpson opens the minature door to find him. homer smiles at the sight.)
marge simspon: HMMMHMHMHMHM HM HM you got the DUD!!!! hhahaa
homer simspo: HHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA: he looks just like you, POINDEXTER; hahahahahaha

by elsqued October 29, 2024

You just got Cosby'd

When you get royal fucked

I got caught with another chick and it was my girlfriends sister I got royal you just got Cosby'd.

by flying234 January 28, 2017

you got owned!

something that may be said in a video game, typically a first person shooter, when the enemy is killed by you very quickly, and barely seen onscreen.

could also be said as "ya got owned" or "you got pwned"

enemy: shows arm around corner
me: pew pew
enemy: aaaaghauagau i am dead
me: you got owned!

by furryslayer2008 August 26, 2022

you got a deep tree

Big dick or something of that sort

Wow you got a deep tree!

by Lmaydtycimm December 18, 2022

You just got leila'dddd

When someone likes you but they quickly stop liking you causing you to be in confusion

Person: *likes you*
You: Hey, i think I might like u back..."
Person: nvm *does not like you*
You: I just got leila'd...
Person: You just got leila'dddd

by candycotten223 October 28, 2020