A fork of Rural Dictionary
a miami super soaker is when you an STD while you’re cross faded in a hotel room at 3:14am off a bottle of henny and 2 black & milds with a 3.5 of some reggie off a sketchy plug who got locked up for aggravated robbery inside a gas station and he needs a retwist and has a set of gold grills and swears he’s “from the trenches” but has a chrysler 300 with star lights and his daddy payed for his college tuition to FSU.
guy from the trenches- “ man i’m down bad for ol lady over there with the BBL, i can’t get over how many are around here” you- “you talking about shaliquah? she gave me a miami super soaker last year” guy from the trenches- “what’s that?” you- “look at the urban dictionary”
The act of master-bating while inserting a pickle in your anus. Stems from Eric Detiege, 47, of Tampa, was charged Sunday with exposure of sexual organs for the unappetizing display, according to the arrest affidavit obtained by the outlet. The arresting officer was at the time responding to reports of a suspicious person. He ultimately found Detiege on private premises “lying flat on his back, no pants or undergarments on his bottom half,” according to the document. Detiege, according to the affidavit, “had his penis in one hand and a large uneaten pickle in his other hand” and “was using the pickle to penetrate his rectum while he was masturbating.” Story From Yahoo News Story, “Florida man arrested for masturbating with a pickle on private property”
Don’t do the Miami Pickle in public.
A small town in Florida where red neck drivers change lanes at least 15 times per minute.
What are those crab-like drivers doing? Must be in Miami rn.
A ultra-massive landfill in Florida; one of 26 massive trashdumps where the canadians mainly from alaska and chinese people throw their trash. Miami stinks 24-7 in mountians of trash that are >1 mile high into the sky. Miami houses tons and tons and tons of niggers.
literally filled with the most boring rude ass white homophobic people if you go to school here
miami sucks ass
Miami is so fine she will have you drooling she also has amazing eyes. Miami is very athletic she loves to spend time around her family she is also really funny & no matter what you’re going through she will make u laugh she’s really the life of the party. miami is very wild & crazy but she’s also really chill & laidback. miami is shy when u first meet her but once she gets use to you shes really funny & goofy. No matter what you do to her she remains loyal & she will stick with you. Miami is great to have as your best friend. She can also be a very stubborn person but will push you into doing anything she does but she is also supportive. She is very very smart so don’t ever lie to her or hide things from her because she will find out. Miami is the most awesome, funny, approachable, nice, caring and kind person you will ever meet. She doesn't give you any reason not to be her friend. She will become like a part of you and your family. Miami is just perfect. There is no way that you couldn't like her.
Who is that girl over there, she is so gorgeous,athletic & funny Oh, that's Miami