A fork of Rural Dictionary
Johnny: Billy is so annoying and ugly. It doesn't make sense how he gets so many girls.
Rick: He's gotta be packing peen.
I told him not to cum inside me but the next thing I know there was peen butter leaking out of my asshole
When you have pride for your own penis
Sean: Yo put your cock away!
Tristan: Nah I got Peen Pride
Sex or other sexual activities focused around the peen. Often planned/scheduled and sometimes spontaneous.
Example 1: "Baby, now that you're all limbered up from yoga... you ready for some Peen Time?"
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Example 2: "Hey guys, sorry I can't stay out too late tonight. I got some Peen Time scheduled with the Mrs."
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Example 3 - "Ain't no time like the present! And ain't no present like Peen Time, amirite???"
Where you have so much dick cheese and you never clean the peen.
Bro my girlfriend said I have a smelly fishy peen so I shot her ass.