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Secure that butter

Used to command someone to be careful with a precious resource, especially to prevent their talents, positive traits, or advantages of any kind from going to waste or turning into something negative. We are all given a certain amount of butter for our bread, and the more we have, the harder it can be to secure. All it takes is one moment of carelessness, and that butter may slip off the bread and into the toaster as we are trying to use its residual heat to warm the butter to an optimal temperature in the post-toasting phase of toast preparation. The next thing we know, the toaster is giving off a noxious scent of burnt butter as a lingering reminder of the mistake we have made.

Girl, you best secure that butter! You have a lot going for you, but I'd hate for it to fall into the toaster and haunt you forever.

by tjjohn12 March 31, 2016

Slut butter

Slut butter basically translates to "sloppy seconds"

You were too slow; looks like you got my slut butter all over your dick!

by Daddy_Finger April 16, 2018

Slut butter

Black butter is defined as when somebody thinks you’re pronch. like when you’re friends with husband and wife and then the husband calls you slept butter and the wife says now you guys are friends he likes you as a friend now.

How’s it going slut butter?

by Yodafoxy May 14, 2023

butter spitter

A fat person who chews the butter from the outside of popcorn and spits it out.

I hate going to the cinema sometimes, it's filled with butter spitters

by Expert in the field of ladies October 29, 2018

Peanut Butter Monkey Tail

A result of anal sex resulting in a male member becoming slathered in feces.

That bitch is dirty, if you fuck her don’t do anal you will end up with a peanut butter monkey tail.

by LilXangie May 23, 2024

Peanut Butter Monkey Tail

A result of anal sex in which a male penis becomes slathered in feces.

That bitch is nasty, if you fuck her don’t do anal you’ll end up with a peanut butter monkey tail.

by LilXangie May 23, 2024

Peanut Butter Lover

Another name for trailer trash in the hills of Tennessee who love to tug on ears of humans and dogs to encourage them to lick the peanut butter.

Come on Banger you peanut butter lover let me pull yo ears tween my legs. Slurp, Slurp.

by Sharika M. Goldstein October 03, 2009