Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Batty Puppet

A definative person which causes utter lameity to happen to a person or persons just because they like being assholeish. Similar to randomite but more targeted and powerful. You feel like the person wants to stick their hand up your ass (batty) and probably has a batty fetish..and control you

Shes a batty puppet high commander, intending to ruin my life. Ugh pax her wdr

by Queen Jenni of Sparta August 30, 2008

Batty Snail

A Batty Snail is a type of person that is an apsolute idiot when it comes to any general thing, they are usually relatively dumb and think they are smart when they are the opposite.

'oi bruv you're a batty snail'

by January 31, 2021

Smelly Batty

A small arse or someone who forgets to wipe when doing anal

Eww Smelly Batty

by Margie Thatcher February 12, 2019

Batty Hammer

A hammer that you hit people with in rdr2 and shout “man got that batty hammer!”

Man got that batty hammer innit

by PPslayer85 November 10, 2020

Dead batty

When you look at a girls arse and its shit

Anj - Fam look at her she's piff
Luke - got a dead batty tho g

by ..Samgreenadale.. August 22, 2016

batty babes

A girl who has a big bum

Oooooooo babes let me slap that fine batty babes of yours

by Topshaggerollie June 01, 2021

Batty bot

A Nigerian person and is very gay and likes to fuck men

That Igbo kid is a batty bot I seen him go behind school gates with a man .

by Kackic3 April 08, 2022