A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone displaying the behaviour of a Matthew Leonard or a Kyle Willman
When someone is chatting so much shit and bollocks at the same time
He was so wrong and he knew it, shitting bollocks the whole time
Sexual intercourse in which the testicles slap against other body parts in an especially wanton, floppy manner. Almost always accompanied by loud fleshy slapping noises, sweat, and grunts.
Boy: Ayo gurl wanna engage in some Slappity Bollocks? Girl: Always! Bollocks be mad slappity yo.
A term used to describe someone who is an absolute idiot or someone who has said something so stupid that there’s no other response possible to fit the description
“I always thought that u could walk on your hands” “Omg you squonk bollock”
INSULT!! ""Your only a Straw-Bollocks"" Useless....., good for nothing!, waste of space!! Straw!....comes from a poor substitute for hay when feeding cows Bollocks!.....comes from balls, bastard, low down and sweaty!....... Put together....."Straw Bollocks".....
You know, your only a f@#king "Straw Bollocks " when all is said and done!