A fork of Rural Dictionary
Cacacacacacacage! Lucifer "Yeah, I don't see what the big deal is... This place is pretty dope... But you see what I mean about the ethical-" Michael "We're here." 😇 *Knock knock knock* Abraham *Clears throat* "Hello?" Michael "Hello 😇👋 Can I speak to you for a moment about our lord and savior-" Lucifer "Holy shit! He IS old! Look at how OLD he is! Son of a bitch! Do I not have a firm grasp of time!?" Abraham 👳 ♂️ "What's this all about?" Lucifer "Anywho... Open up. Out of the way!" *Michael and Lucifer walk in the house* Michael "We have a message from-" Lucifer "Pack your shit! Let's go! Get a move on! God is destroying this place and everyone in it- Oh! Well hello there... And who might you be?" 😍 Abraham "That's my daughter-wife." Lucifer 😨 "Ugh! Ew!" *Looks over at Michael* "Why are we sparing this guy again?" 🤨 Michael "You have 24 hours to leave this place before God carries out his plan." Abraham 😱 "WHAT!? Surely there must be another way!" Michael "Hold on a moment..." ☝️😇 ".... God says that if you can find 10 righteous people he will spare the city." Abraham "Oh! Thank you! Thank you lo-"
*Bang! Bang! Bang!* Mob Guy 1 "Abrahaaaam! Oh, Abrahaaaam!" Mob Guy 2 "We saw you made some new friends Abraham..." Mob Guy 1 "We likes em... And we wants em... Now... We can do this the easy way... Or we can do it the hard way..." Abraham 😰 Michael 😇 Lucifer 👿 "Excuse me a moment..." *Gets up and walks outside* Mob Guy 1 "Well hello there beautiful-" Lucifer "RAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!" 💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥👹🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥 Mob Guy 1 "AAAAAAH!!! YYAAAARRGGH!!!" Mob Guy 2 "MY EYES!!!! IT BURNS!!" Lucifer "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! GOOD LUCK ESCAPING THE FIRE WITH OUT ANY EYES!!!! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!" Abraham 😖 Micahel 😇 Lucifer *Walks inside* "I think I'm finally starting to see the appeal of this cage thing." 😁 Abraham 😰 Lucifer "Welp... I think we're done here... Let's go Michael... 10 people Abraham. 24 hours." Michael "Okie dokie. Buhbye." 👋😇 *Lucifer and Michael walk off* Abraham 😮 💨
The caged foul is so fowl it will spend it's whole life behind bars.
The caged foul eats mainly locally sourced Bison grass.
it's can also stand as omc. it's is the equivalent of oh my god to cageists (members of cageism religion of Nick Cage)
oh my cage. I can't believe how God like Nick Cage is. I worship him.
Schrödinger's Cage: The act of subjugating oneself to solitare and study whilst their colleagues and friends enjoy merriments. The individual then proceeds to waste their time ultimately coming to the conclusion that sed time could have been used enjoying such merriments. Schrödinger Cage provides a double entendre acting as the name of the man it was intended to reflect upon and providing an allegory into the mentality of its victims as the act of trapping oneself into a metaphorical cage.
He didn't come to the hangout because he had too much work to do, but he didn't do any of his work anyway and just procrastinated. He is doing the Schrödinger's Cage!
Schrödinger's Cage: The act of subjugating oneself to solitare and study whilst their colleagues and friends enjoy merriments. The individual then proceeds to waste their time ultimately coming to the conclusion that sed time could have been used enjoying such merriments. Schrödinger's Cage provides an allegory into the mentality of its victims as the act of trapping oneself into a metaphorical cage.
He didn't come to the hangout because he had too much work to do, but he didn't do any of his work anyway and just procrastinated. He is doing the Schrödinger's Cage!