A fork of Rural Dictionary
I gave him a handjob but barley! So I gave him barley a handjob
A footjob. They use this term in French.
It was a boring date until she gave me a Thai handjob under the table.
Did the hoe jerk you off? Yes but it was a handicap handjob.
When you take a shit and the water from the toilet touches your penis
"Dude, last night after that Mexican food gave me a Poseidons Handjob"
someone who only gets as far as getting a handjob while inticipating more.
Dude I can't laid, I'm too much of a handjob magnet.
National handjob day is now December 19 get ready boys for the wildest day of your life.
John - Oh man this girl gave me a handjob for national handjob day.
When you give someone a hand job whilst a rat under your hat controls your hands.
Martha, last night I went to the pet store to get a special treat for Brandon’s birthday, I’m giving him a Ratatouille Handjob!