A fork of Rural Dictionary
The goto weight that you tell everyone you are but are totally lying about it.
Bobbie Joe tells everyone her vanity weight is like sixty pounds less than what she really is.
an international day held on the 22nd of march where males around the world lift weight with their genitals
i’m so excited for penis weight lifting day !
Going to the gym to pick up girls.
Girl 1: "Who's this guy?"
Girl 2: "Oh, ignore him. He's another Weights for Dates guy."
Not sit down and watch the work progress instead of contributing yourself to the work and being an equal member of the group.
When you work on a group project it is is important to pull your own weight
A male that weighs under 90kg, a common phrase used by guys that are insecure about being built like Nikocado.
Oh you're 89.9kg, don't even think about leaving the house then. Your victim weight ass is instantly gonna attract 20 men that are built like Arnold to punt you into orbit, cause that's totally how the world works.