A fork of Rural Dictionary
Commercials on Hulu; what they make you jump through before you can watch whatever the hell you wanted to watch.
I wanted to watch the new episode of South Park on Hulu, but I had to jump through a lot of Hulu Hoops.
(hoo loo hupes) - noun - the ads, sign up process, and/or terrible navigation page that you have to jump through to finally get to your show.
"Man, I can't believe all these Hulu Hoops before my show even starts! None of these ads are relevant to me! I just want Modern Family, please... Hulu..."
A term occasionally used to describe minor trauma to one's kneecaps, generally in basketball. The sensation is reminiscent of a knife poking or jabbing your knee rather violently.
Aiden: "Shit, dude, my knees are killing me after that game." Kris: "You got hoop knees, my guy. That's gotta suck."
The annual basketball game between two Sacramento rivals, Jesuit/St. Francis and Christan Brothers, that takes place every Januaray in the basketball season. The gym each year gets slowly more packed as the games go on, from Freshman to Varsity. This compition is so electrifying and full with energy that if you loose you carry the humiliation of loosing to your rival. It's not a friendly game between two high schools, it's war.
Eugene- Hey Susie what game should I go to? Sacramento Kings vs Denver Nuggets or Holy Hoops? Susie- Hands down Holy Hoops! You don't wanna miss this game!!
Whoopin someone in basketball so well that they are basically 4 ft while you are 6 ft.
David got hella hooped over. I can hoop over you.
Eternal Human centipede going anti clockwise with a strap-ons
-Are you free this weekend, I am hosting a Human hoop party