A fork of Rural Dictionary
Abnormally small penis
He put his pinkum peen inside her and said “Ohhhh it’s soooo warm”
When the peen goes inside for the winter cuz it’s just too cold.
See also: shrinkage
All these cold plungers suffer from chronic stage III Punxatawnee peen!
A secret organization bound by the strategic use of the peen in a chilvarous and honorable fashion.
I was initiated into the honorary tactical peen by preforming various acts of strategery while in NOLA.
Ladies and gentlemen sheen yer peeeeens!
Actor turner peen sheener in a card game gone wrong. Sheen Peen is a noun verb adjective, whatever you want it to be. Use it for all your daily interactions in life until you're DEAD.
I sheened the f outta my peen at the bar last night!
Sheen peen