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lip swagger

1. (n.) the visually unpleasant wavelike movement created by the upper lip of a person (who can be considered homeless), while speaking, who is toothless in their front upper teeth.

2. (n.) the condition where a person is speaking in comprehensible language while lacking any semblance of coherence in statement.

Note of Particular Importance:
To any of those possibly afflicted by the effects of witnessing any instance of lip swagger, it is conceived to be beneficial to the possibly afflicted to simultaneously attempt motions with one's head of nodding in agreement, casting aloofly, and empathizing negatively, while moving the body in a waltzing pattern, and while mimicing the expression of the associated emotions.

Damnit, man, put some dentures in! You have some serious lip swagger happening right now.


Ken: So what do you think about that?

Jackson: The thought when you happen that has the creation of many justifications which can be populated by our manifested experience of the viability in the present moment is a conundrum of cacophonies in your psychological arena.

Ken: What?!?! That doesn't mean anything! You're just saying words! That's pure lip swagger!

by ssppuunn February 13, 2009

conversative Swagger

To have a swagger in how you conversate.

I was talking to my bro earlier and I showed off my conversative swagger.

by Ti Ade Byrz July 07, 2012

flippin swagger

A friend who is kind of kool but is also a prick at times.

Pronounced~ (flip - in - sway - er)

What up my flippin swagger

by Alrock2004 September 10, 2023

outlaw swagger

Outlaw by day.....Swagger by night !

Everybody has a little Outlaw in them, some just have more than others.

Outlaw by day....Swagger by night ! ( while all them other fools were at the bar shootin' pool ....he was in the corner shootin' tequila with a Hottie !....that man had Outlaw Swagger for sure ! )

by steveoutlaw March 27, 2018

Swagger Fee

The cost you pay to look extra cool and have more swagger.

You can add a blue mirror to your sunglasses, but there's a swagger fee

by ChasG June 25, 2024