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Redemption Thursday

A Thursday night spent consuming alcohol with friends as to prove to them that your actions from the previous Thursday do not properly reflect your social well-being while under the influence.

"Abby will be attending a Redemption Thursday party tomorrow to make up for her poor demonstration of exhibiting alcohol tolerance last Thursday"

by Mr. 2 Shoes November 29, 2011

Bless Up Thursday

Bless up Thursday, Every Thursday if you got something you can share bless up

Yo bro let me get some gum. Its Thursday I got you. Bless Up Thursday- Share with the homies

by yonger November 14, 2019

Thursday Breakfast

n. a mental state in which a person is so detached from the world they believe they are in a perpetual Thursday and constantly crave breakfast. Often a side-effect of psychedelics and or high frequency marijuana use.

I woke up, or thought I did, hungry as usual, scrounging around what appeared to be my home for something to eat. I wondered for a moment, where am I? Who am I? Why am I here? The only thing I was certain of it was time for a Thursday Breakfast.

by Kosmonaught January 19, 2009

Ups thirsty Thursday

A secret code originated by the teamsters back in the 1970s, forcing every ups driver to have sex with a least one person of the same sex, the last Thursday of every month, twice in the month of June, to help celebrate juneteeth. a driver will be terminated immediately for not following protocol. Any driver that has completed the amazing feat of sexually servicing every customer on there route, will get to go to a sporting event of their choice and all the beverages they can enjoy! Ups thirsty Thursday was lit!!!

Yo mountain, congrats on completing that amazing feat!!! Bud lite at the vols game on me!!! It's ups thirsty Thursday bitches!!!

by Lilrichard123 May 11, 2023

Pooper Thursday

Originated in Lewis County, New York it is the day of the week that men will choose home over any other social function in anticipation of receiving anal sex.

I can't meet you for a drink tonight Darren, I'm going straight home since it's Pooper Thursday.

by Thisguy29 October 07, 2016

Fat Thursday

not the last Thursday before the Christian season of Lent, but the day after Ash Wednesday and the first Friday of Lent, when you can eat meat again for a day before abstaining again the next day

Hooray! Now that Ash Wednesday is over, I'm going to hit the Chinese Buffet today while I can on Fat Thursday!

by February 15, 2024

Thirsty Thursday

To seek sex a day before the weekend starts

I’m off up to me burds for some beef curtains seeing as it’s thirsty Thursday

by Favol February 17, 2023