A fork of Rural Dictionary
a hot man who every girl with good taste wants to marry
“alex turner” is so hot
THE hottest man in the world. Everyone's boyfriend, husband, wife, grandpa, and child. He will find u if you don't love him. Always has the hokey cokey with the opposite sex.
That man is so fine, just not as fine as Alex Turner.
Devilishly handsome, excellent manners, can be kinda a hot head if provoked, loves everyone, enjoys making people laugh, owns his true love Sarah as she owns him beautiful couple super funny together. He enjoys going on adventures likes to shoot hoops shoot shit period really enjoys archery all around fun interesting individual
Look at how Zachary Turner looks at Sarah like no one else except her exists he sees her and just lights up
My theater arts teacher who sexually assaulted 2 y/o and a 5 y/o when he was 15- look it up as " Zachary Turner assaulting girls" and it will pop up as the 2 ND website for more info of the HORRIBLE things he did to the small poor children.
1:Is that Zachary Turner?
Me: Yea... He assaulted children at the age of 15.
Colton turner is a name originating in North America. Studies show that someone named colton turner likely has a great relationship with his father, but may have a sexual relationship with his mother, and often times dropping everything just to chat with her. It is also likely that this person is overweight for his age, and can likely produce up to 3.7 pounds of fecal matter daily due to his eating habits.
Guy 1: dude did you play the new call of duty yesterday?
Guy 2: yeah, I played it with colton turner, but he left in the middle of the game to go fuck his mom
Guy 1: yeah, he'll do that. He is colton turner, after all.
Why is he so sweet to you? Because "you haven't given him a reason not to be." He's shy, but bold and passionate. He says what he thinks no matter how people will take it. He is strong, both in will and in power and he doesn't hesitate to help you out. He doesn't see in himself what we see everyday, and yet he makes you feel like a princess no matter the price. He deserves so much more than I can give him, but I hope I get much more time with him to give what I can :)
To Heath Turner, "Ditto, my Heathy Nugget. "