A fork of Rural Dictionary
2 good friends
Xavier
Where do I begin, not only is Xavier extremely good looking he is really kind hearted, to everyone and makes the best jokes. Even when they are cheesy as hell. Before I met an Xavier I was a mess but he turned my whole perspective around on everything! I could never replace Xavier, he is my best friend and my future <3 I would do anything for him.
Bridie
Bridie is the best person you will ever meet. she is beautiful, smart and amazing. she has a nice figure and is kind. she has no idea how sexy she is. she has the most majestic smile; the only thing better than her smile is her hair flick (it looks liek an autistic horse) she is thicc and has a nice ass . I love you Bridie (p.s. we should date)
xavier and bridie are boomers
He is a dumb piece of crap who no one likes and smells like shite
Xavier (that one) is super dumb
To do your patents really dirty (bonus points if it's your mom) by writing a book or a movie about how horrible they were to you when you were a kid
person A: Hey, I saw your son's movie about you.
person B: That movie was so harsh! He made me look like a really bad guy.
person A: Yeah you were victim of a pretty bad Xavier Dolaning.
Xavier Thompson’s are pretty sick people but they’re scared of cricket balls when facing fast bowlers but there alright at cricket.
Teacher: Hey Xavier Thompson can you come and bat?
Xavier Thompson: No I’m to scared
Teacher: Bur you’re good
Xavier Thompson: Bats and scores 50
The act of shitting into the intake of a leaf blower and directing the spray into a large group of people like a Formula 1 driver spraying down spectators with champagne after a race. Once everyone is sufficiently covered, the whole group then engages in an orgy that may not last any less than 3 hours. Anyone attempting to exit the orgy early should be executed with extreme prejudice.
You should have been at the party last night! We did a Dirty Xavier and everything!
Xavier Lloyd is really tall, He’s smart and a awesome person. He’s hot af and has a big dick and a big butt and a nice smile. He doesn’t care what anyone else thinks, he also has dark features, and a great personality.
He gets all the girls and or boys!
xavier lloyd means a great person
Xavier winter is a kid that practices the art of autism, he can be see f***ing his dog at 3 am and is often avoided by many at school due too his erotic actions
“Here comes Xavier winter” hide from him