A fork of Rural Dictionary
janurary 4th is the slap ass day where anyone needs to slap their partner's or crush's ass
SO: "hey why did you slap my ass?" You: "it's slap ass day"
The day of when you can slap a girls ass without any consequences.
Yo chad did you know it was national slap ass day? No I didn’t brad! That’s sick
That's awesome!
That mac n cheese is delicious. That shit slaps!
December is all about fun and excitement so why not grab or slap someone’s ass for your enjoyment!!
girl: ow why did you slap/grab my ass boy: duh because it’s national slap and grab ass month!
December is the time for celebration and enjoyment so why not slap and grab someone’s ass!
girl: why did you slap my ass boy: because it’s national slap and grab ass month!
To Master-bate, whack off, punch the clown, slap and honk the red nose,
You up to anything this Friday night, did Stacey call you? Nah, fuck all, think I’ll stay home and punch the clown, slap ol’ Bozo around for a few hours and go to bed.